The Adventure of Aurora and the Toilet Paper Roll

#1: La de da, I am just innocently wandering...

#2: What is this in my path!?! I must investigate.

#3: Mama can you BELIEVE this guy? Look at him all pretty and raveled... I think he's MOCKING how unraveled you are today!

#4: I'll take care of this...

#5: The texture is like nothing I've ever seen. It must be rare.

#6: Mama you don't want me doing this? But it was all for you...

#7: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, of course I'm not gonna do it again!

#8: I'm here because this lever asked me to come in and pull him a hundred times.

Disclaimer: Formatting this mini-story was near impossible, so please have grace with its absurd structure.